A story about Flying Spaghetti Monster
When i read his noodly gospel, the first thing I read was “In the beginning was the word, and the word was Yargh!”, from the book of Piraticus i do believe.
A firm believer in the need to help fight global warning, I have since become a pirate, and I have the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the blessings received from his Noodly Appendages to thank for it.